spaghettification

the act of a persons body being stretched thin when approaching a black hole. pronunciation of the word can also induce a lil laughter when to the parties involved.

The spaghettification of that man is causing me to have sensory overload.

by Sensory Overload January 18, 2010

spaghettification

The act of a life form's cells being disassembled by the incredibly strong gravitational force of a black hole. During said process, the life form is brutally ripped apart into a line of cells approaching the center of the black hole, not unlike the process of turning raw pasta into spaghetti.

"One day humanity will send a creature into a black hole, where it will certainly be doomed to spaghettification."

by Shay Kirbuti August 06, 2016

spaghettification

Meaning: Being squeezed as tooth paste is from a tube.

the spaghettification of the human race will occur when a black hole emerges near the earth.

by Black Hole Diver March 01, 2009

Spaghettification

n. (Lat.) the way in which the Flying Spaghetti Monster assimilates believers into his holiness.

His spaghettification is now complete; he got to close to the black hole, and is now perfectly assimilated into the FSM's spaghetti tentacles.

by PutAInDem...Er...De October 14, 2009

Spaghettification

When you fuck her so hard that her insides fall out.

The spaghettification of my girl last night from me pounding her was intense

by Authormorgan69 November 30, 2018

Spaghettification

What happened to Alex Smith's leg in the Texans and and Redskins game

Did you see the spaghettification of Alex Smith's leg when Watt and Jackson tackled him...

by Authormorgan69 November 30, 2018

Spaghettification

Unconsciously adopting the mannerisms of your Italian significant other.

"I got into an argument with a guy in line and did the "pinched fingers" thing."

"Ah, the spaghettification has begun!"

by Ollygasm September 24, 2021