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swagotology 

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
swagotology by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013

swaggalonian 

Someone who is sure to possess skills to challenge the greatest in any field but is little known. The word was coined by ace radio personality Bem Max of Radio Akwa Ibom 90.5FM and NTA Channel 12, Uyo. He called out emcees in the South-South region of Nigeria to record a mixtape with the moniker South-South Swaggalonians. Shortly after the emcees started recording for the mixtape, he pronounced it a Movement. The word was coined out of the words "swagger" and "alone". It also means "I alone got swag".
A swaggalonian walked in and cleared our doubts. I am a swaggalonian. I prefer working with swaggalonians. I need a swaggalonian to work with.
swaggalonian by Teneromontero July 30, 2011
this is what falls off you when you're swag is on point
swaggin so hard that i'm drippin swaggoo
swaggoo by danielleDUHbitch June 19, 2011

Swagyolo kid 

Someone who is socially undeveloped and may not have the maturity to cope with the real world. A swagyolo (kid) may have sudden urges to shout out "swag-yolo" when he/she notices someone of higher social class.
Synonyms: loser, loner, nerd, geek.
The word "swagyolo" is derrived from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada.
Man 1: "dude, look at those swagyolo kids over there."
Man 2: "gross. What the fuck! are they playing pokemon?"
Swagyolo kid by Jubjub5 February 4, 2013
Swag only lives once. This term is usually used to describe when you have a brief moment where your swag is outstanding.
Dude yesterday I was so close to getting a date with Megan #swagolo
SWAGOLO by Yoshiking123 June 8, 2013

Swagology 

the study of looking fly and staying fresh. Often schooled by a Swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.
"dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?"

"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."
Swagology by Professor Fresh March 27, 2010