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I can’t sweem 

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem
*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem
Related Words
eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.
guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.
sweemen by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011
A term used to describe a nap or sleep.
"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"
sweems by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006
Used as an adjective or verb filler, especially in an enthusiastic and emphasized way.
"Dude, you've got to be skweeming me right now"

"Oh my god I can't believe she did that, that skweems me off..."
Skweem by Corruptionfever45 December 6, 2014
A Sweemo is a 'sweet moment' involving an exciting activity, never before experienced by the individual involved.
"Have you experienced a Sweemo today?"

"What's your favorite Sweemo?"

"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeemoooooooo!!!"
(- to be voiced whilst enjoying your sweet moment).
Sweemo by Dan_08 March 13, 2008
The greatest movie ever to be made by man kind!!!
Yo! did u see Sweemo the other night?
Yah man! It was the SHIT!!!!
Sweemo by bettylicious October 19, 2008