sweems
"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"
sweems by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006
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Sweesh
I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!
Sweesh by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022
Related Words
sweem • Sweeps • sweetsauce • Sweegs • seems legit • sweepstake • Sweese • sweesh • Sweemo • sweetsor
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?
This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
It Seems Today
That all you see,
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
Sweegs
Nonce Sweets
When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
Make-a that sweets
Make-a that sweets by Fandank January 5, 2020
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