sweems

A term used to describe a nap or sleep.

"im going to catch 40 sweems" "i need some sweems before i go out tonight" "im soo wasted, i need my sweems"

sweems by Andy Mofflet July 24, 2006

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Sweesh

When you complete a seemingly impossible task with absolute perfection.

I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!

Sweesh by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022

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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

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It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

It Seems Today by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019