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Rusty Sussman 

While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, thumb is lubricated by the saliva from the mouth, and then is promptly inserted into the bumhole.
In the heat of passion, I gave her a rusty sussman. She was shocked but definitely satisfied.
Rusty Sussman by the beej January 26, 2010
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A school of thought, purporting that Sus is a moral imperative that needs to be spread throughout the world and far spanning galaxy. Propagators that spread Sus, are Sus, oppose Taskialism in all form, and Crewmatian advances are known as Imposters.
"Don't listen to the Crewmatian Propaganda, Reject Taskialism, Sussism is our only toward Freedom and Liberation."
"Reject Crewmatianism, Embrace Sussism."
Sussism by fallrat December 18, 2021
a religion where wanking is banned. anything else is allowed (and i mean ANYTHING)
oi noob join suism
suism by MYLIFEWUZNEVEREAZY March 31, 2022

sussmann 

The last name of the most noble families in medieval times. Well respected and honorable old soul.
There is king sussmann!
sussmann by Jdamn73 August 12, 2017
Sus autistic friends (among us is not funny anymore)
Hey y’all are sustism
Sustism by Luzthegoose October 10, 2023
A gaylord. Like a batty-man but a Suss-man. A "man" who likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes.

Don't go to the east side...you're bound to encounter those pesky sussmans!

Synonyms: Gay, Batty Man, Gaylord, Queen, Batty Boy, Queer-bitten-homo

Antonyms: Cool, Manly, Suave, Attractive to women
sussman by ETC June 19, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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