suism 

a religion where wanking is banned. anything else is allowed (and i mean ANYTHING)

oi noob join suism

suism by MYLIFEWUZNEVEREAZY March 31, 2022

Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}

1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).

Seismic Aqueous Waveform by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019

Spism 

When someone acts up you call them a spism

Person 1: *does something dumb*
Vinny: Spisms these days

Spism by THESHLONGDONG April 21, 2017

Je suis LV 

The tag line issued to Victor Martin Soriano first-to-use, first-to-register worldwide with world intellectual property rights IPO-PHIL 4-2020-4452 LV. Victor Martin Soriano is LV. Je suis LV.

#iamlv #jesuislv

Victor Martin Soriano Je suis LV, LV c'est a moi.

Je suis LV by Cyclone Trading March 28, 2021

Suisei 

A virtual girl that is psychotic in GTA, but somehow amazing in Tetris

This girl in a tank must be a suisei

Suisei by A Certain Wordy Dictionary March 30, 2021

Suisex 

Have hot secks with Suisei

I want to have some suisex 🥵

Suisex by Degenerator November 11, 2021

Ego-Seismic 

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

Ego-Seismic by H3NR7 June 12, 2012