ETC's definitions

sussman

A gaylord. Like a batty-man but a Suss-man. A "man" who likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes.

Don't go to the east side...you're bound to encounter those pesky sussmans!

Synonyms: Gay, Batty Man, Gaylord, Queen, Batty Boy, Queer-bitten-homo

Antonyms: Cool, Manly, Suave, Attractive to women

by ETC June 19, 2006

girah

pl. girahs
a unit of time defined as 3.5 days or one half week.

I havent had sex in almost 5 girahs.

by etc July 20, 2004

doggy punch

Punching a girl in the head when you're about to cum while doing her doggy style. She then gets all tense and her butthole squeezes your cock and you feel a great orgasm.

When i doggy punched your mom and i cummed a river.

by ETC April 11, 2003

Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in

“That humpersuckle was fire last night”

by Etc October 1, 2025