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There are three signs that signal the approach of the Surub
1. The lights will flicker on and off
2. The phone will ring, and no one will be there
3. A ghostly bus will arrive
He opens the door and approaches the counter... and then, he scropes you!
I was so scared of the Surub I wet my pants.
Surub by docnaks October 14, 2011
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Skinny Ugly Replusive Useless Bastard.
an anorex Surub who looks like john merrick.
Surub by hornychicken. August 13, 2011
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Scrubnut 

Someone who is useless or particularly bad.
He is a complete scrubnut he can't hit a one man ravage.
Scrubnut by TheMadScrubNutter January 3, 2015

Scrub the heezy 

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)
Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.
Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.

scrub in 

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.
Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."
scrub in by CMAN May 30, 2013

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong 

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong