Surpissed 

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.

You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.

Surpissed by bigjohn January 27, 2004

Surpissed 

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.

Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"

Surpissed by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016

surpissed 

When you suddenly realize that you really need to urinate.

Daniel: "Man, I woke up at like 2:30AM and I nearly pissed myself, it was crazy."
Henry: "Damn, you were surpissed."
Daniel: "Get out of my house."
Henry: "No."

surpissed by varalana September 12, 2025

Surprised the hell out of me 

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”

Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.

Surprised the hell out of me by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

after that cubic shit im not surprised by Celza May 17, 2017

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised 

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised by flieww February 11, 2018

sunkissed 

Anything that has been touched by the sunlight, appearing orange-yellow or gold in lighting, and are warm to the touch.

By early morning, bed was warm and the blankets were sunkissed by the rays of light coming in through the window.

sunkissed by Miggyboo August 31, 2013