Surpissed

When one is surprised and pissed by something, both at the same time.

You surpissed me when I found you shagging my squeeze.

by bigjohn January 27, 2004

Surpissed

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.

Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"

by You Cant Handle The Coolness July 29, 2016

surpissed

When you suddenly realize that you really need to urinate.

Daniel: "Man, I woke up at like 2:30AM and I nearly pissed myself, it was crazy."
Henry: "Damn, you were surpissed."
Daniel: "Get out of my house."
Henry: "No."

by varalana September 12, 2025