surguy 

The act of admitting to very private or secret personal details without realising, often setting yourself up for life-long mocking

Phil: I licked a bumhole once because Graham up the chippy said it tasted alright.
Jeff: Oh no, phil's just pulled a surguy!

surguy by Bug999 May 14, 2016

Sumguy 

The name of a mythical super-collector, who always gets to flea markets/thrift stores/yard sales/boot sales/etc. and purchases all of the worthwhile merchandise you are personally seeking out. Also spelled as "Sum Guy."

Started in rec.games.video.classic, as the name of an individual always invoked by sellers who would tell inquiring collectors "yeah, we had a lot of <insert collectible here> until some guy came in and bought them all." That line, or variations, was so common, that it was determined that there was a single person wreaking all of this havok, and the sellers were actually stating his name- Sumguy.

Applicable to all frustrated collectors who shop in vain for their favored items.

I found a Vectrex overlay at this yard sale; I asked the guy running it if he had the Vectrex still, and he said that he had the system, a few dozen games, the 3D Imager, and light pen, but that Sumguy had just bought it all less than 5 minutes before I got there!

Sumguy by SG Fan November 1, 2004

surgun 

A turkish word for diarrhea. Used in some Balkan countries, most commonly in Bulgaria.

I bet I will have surgun tonight...

surgun by vikxdz March 10, 2021

Corporate surgayllance 

Corporate surgayllance is the monitoring of a person or group's behavior by a coworker. The data collected is most often used for snitching, to badmouth others and regularly shared with other employees. It can be used as a form of business "intelligence", which enables the recipient to enhance his/her own perception at the firm.

Steve: Did you see the new Lindsey Lohan pics on the web?
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife

Corporate surgayllance by bergali September 17, 2010

surgy 

Using your hand to jack someone else off and then getting a bacterial infection on your hand.

Holy crap, Brent needs surgery because he performed surgy on Bubba.

surgy by Dr. SurgyMaster March 19, 2004

Surgut 

1. A city in West Siberia, Russia. Population is over 300 000. One of the coldest cities on the Globe.
2. Short name for a Russian huge oil company Surgutneftegaz that has headquarters located in the city of Surgut.

1. In Surgut winter starts in October and ends in May.
2. The shares of Surgut are pricy again.

Surgut by Slick Dick 71 March 29, 2011

surgay 

a gay survey

she just posted this surgay on her myspace blog.

surgay by Lj87 October 15, 2008