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suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.
Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.
by joe scarpati January 2, 2008
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Joey: SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!! *dry hump's yuig*
Yuig: Joey, with you its never a surprise...
by motherly love January 18, 2010
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When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
by leslieann918 February 22, 2011
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When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.

Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014
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Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
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when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice
SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.
by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019
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Suprise Trombone Buttsex

Where trombones yell suprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.

It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in suprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)

horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Suprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 2, 2009
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