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SUPER SUIT 

In which a super hero is just looking for his suit
Frozone:
Honey? Where's my super suit?

Honey:
What?

Frozone:
Where - is - my - super - suit?

Honey:
I, uh, put it away.

Frozone:
Where?

Honey:
Why do you need to know?

Frozone:
I need it!

Honey:
Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Frozone:
The public is in danger!

Honey:
My evening's in danger!

Frozone:
You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey:
'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
SUPER SUIT by Suuuuh April 1, 2019
Words you can keep

super suit 

A suit that is worn by a super hero.
Hero - "Honey wheres my super suit!"
Wife - "I uh.. threw it away!"
super suit by super_succ May 7, 2018

Where's My Super Suit 

Where's my super suit...woman.
To leave one's terrible job with no concern for consequences. It requires leaving a terrible job: a situation, occupation or some personal or professional conflict that creates a nightmare scenario. It also requires a massively awesome action or set of actions upon your resignation, demonstrating to all and sundry that you now have absolutely no concern whatever about whether or not your ex- piece of crap company gives you a reference, whether they don't like you, whether they will talk about you, or anything else. A superquit is unsuccessful if you do something illegal on the way out and get caught. A superquit is a statement of release and freedom, a strike back against ever-increasing corporate tyranny and wage slavery.
The Setup: Your company was sold. The new owner is a hellacious little bean counter. The company culture and morale are completely ruined in a single month. No more insurance, no more IRA, no more bonuses, no more raises, no more working from home - just a lot of politics and backstabbing instead. Within two years you earn a new degree and find a new job.

The Superquit: Schedule two weeks of vacation. On your first day out of the office, log in remotely and send an email to the entire staff describing in detail the new owner's ruination of the company. Give your two weeks' notice in this email, refusing any exit interview. Take out an entire-page ad in the local newspaper telling the public to beware of them. Hire a dog walker to bring your dog into the lobby and crap on the company's floor. Then have the dog walker crap on the floor. Hire someone else to vandalize the boss's car. Spend an entire week answering scam emails with return email addresses from your old company. Post negative opinions on any website where they were mentioned. Bring all intellectual property with you to your new company - their competitor, if it cannot be proven where it came from. Contact all the clients you used to service, to let them know you're now at another company. In 4 years, the old company will be of business.
superquit by SFalken September 2, 2013

Supershitters

The name of an increasingly popular international club of health conscious seniors who have dedicated themselves to finding new and improved ways to consume more fiber for colon health.
It’s never easy for the Supershitters to obtain a venue for their annual convention since nobody wants to foot the cost for the plumbing disasters that are always a part of them!
Supershitters by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

supershiteous 

the epitomy of bad
"hey, what's wrong?"

"I got demoted, I locked my keys in my car, and my girlfriend broke up with me...I can't wait for this supershiteous day to be over"
supershiteous by superbecks April 4, 2009

Superstitious 

A person who is superstitious is a person who doesn't require eveidence to believe in something.

A non-superstitious person does require eveidence.
Some people require proof to believe something exists. Others require less than that.

Those others are superstitious.
Superstitious by sam i am i think December 14, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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