Stupersuit

A stupersuit is a superhero costume that is ridiculous, comical and outrageous. It is very hard to take a superhero in a stupersuit seriously.

Chrissy: Did you see Kurt Russell in the movie Sky High?

Joseph: Yeah, he was wearing a stupersuit. It looked ridiculous.

Stupersuit by Chrissy Wheeler December 14, 2006

superquit

To leave one's terrible job with no concern for consequences. It requires leaving a terrible job: a situation, occupation or some personal or professional conflict that creates a nightmare scenario. It also requires a massively awesome action or set of actions upon your resignation, demonstrating to all and sundry that you now have absolutely no concern whatever about whether or not your ex- piece of crap company gives you a reference, whether they don't like you, whether they will talk about you, or anything else. A superquit is unsuccessful if you do something illegal on the way out and get caught. A superquit is a statement of release and freedom, a strike back against ever-increasing corporate tyranny and wage slavery.

The Setup: Your company was sold. The new owner is a hellacious little bean counter. The company culture and morale are completely ruined in a single month. No more insurance, no more IRA, no more bonuses, no more raises, no more working from home - just a lot of politics and backstabbing instead. Within two years you earn a new degree and find a new job.

The Superquit: Schedule two weeks of vacation. On your first day out of the office, log in remotely and send an email to the entire staff describing in detail the new owner's ruination of the company. Give your two weeks' notice in this email, refusing any exit interview. Take out an entire-page ad in the local newspaper telling the public to beware of them. Hire a dog walker to bring your dog into the lobby and crap on the company's floor. Then have the dog walker crap on the floor. Hire someone else to vandalize the boss's car. Spend an entire week answering scam emails with return email addresses from your old company. Post negative opinions on any website where they were mentioned. Bring all intellectual property with you to your new company - their competitor, if it cannot be proven where it came from. Contact all the clients you used to service, to let them know you're now at another company. In 4 years, the old company will be of business.

superquit by SFalken September 2, 2013

Supershitters

The name of an increasingly popular international club of health conscious seniors who have dedicated themselves to finding new and improved ways to consume more fiber for colon health.

It’s never easy for the Supershitters to obtain a venue for their annual convention since nobody wants to foot the cost for the plumbing disasters that are always a part of them!

Supershitters by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

supershiteous 

the epitomy of bad

"hey, what's wrong?"

"I got demoted, I locked my keys in my car, and my girlfriend broke up with me...I can't wait for this supershiteous day to be over"

supershiteous by superbecks April 4, 2009

Superstitious 

A person who is superstitious is a person who doesn't require eveidence to believe in something.

A non-superstitious person does require eveidence.

Some people require proof to believe something exists. Others require less than that.

Those others are superstitious.

Superstitious by sam i am i think December 14, 2009

Superstition

The belief in supernatural phenomina, concepts, or figures; the opposite of logic or knowledge or facts.

Religion is the best example of superstition.

Guy 1: Oh no, I'm gonna get ran over by a car!
Guy 2: Why? Do you plan to run into the street?
Guy 1: Uh, no! I saw a black cat running past me a few yards away on my way here. That's a sign something bad is gonna happen, and I'm scared of cars too...
Guy 2: Ok, you're just being superstitious. Next thing you'll tell me is that psychics are actually psychic.
Guy 1: But... they are.

Guy 2: -__-

Superstition by Grigori FTW July 16, 2013

Stuperstitious 

1. A compound word devrived from the words "Stupid" & "Superstition"
2. Intentionaly infers superstitions are stupid.
3. i. Stupid - Idiotic, Ignorant, Nill of mind.
3. ii. Superstition - Belief that there is an intrisic link between luck & misfortune and insignificant things.

1. A black cat is supposedly "bad luck". This would be considered an idiotic thing to believe, hence stuperstitious.
2. Stepping on a crack will NOT break your mother's back, idiot.

Stuperstitious by DeeVee83 July 23, 2011