super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008

Super Porn

Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.

I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!

by chakalakacool July 20, 2022