super porn 

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

super porn by Airec March 8, 2008

Super Porn 

Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.

I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!

Super Porn by chakalakacool July 20, 2022

super orgy porno party 

1) a great song by a ska band, the planet smashers

2) a mass sex shindig!

"did you hear? chelsea is throwing a super orgy porno party! you should go, it will be great."

super orgy porno party by carachaos September 1, 2004

superpound 

A colloquialism that appropriates the 'superpoke' terminology of the popular social networking site Facebook, meaning to have sex with someone extremely vigorously and passionately.

Girl, I can't wait to get home and superpound you.

Q: Would you hit it?
A: Are you kidding? I'd superpound that ass.

superpound by InspectHerGadget March 3, 2009

superpounding 

When you fill a vagina beyond the limit with throbbing cock.

Man I'm exhausted, I gave my girlfriend a superpounding last night.

Baby once we get in bed we're not getting out until you have been thoroughly superpounded.

My friend Max and I picked up a hooker last night and showed her what a superpounding is.

superpounding by James Serkland March 25, 2010

Superpontoon 

when you play pontoon/blackjack and more than one person has pontoon and one of the people really wants to win so they come up with superpontoon to claim victory

Chris: pontoon
David: I have pontoon aswell
James: I have pontoon also
Caroline (chris + james mum): But Chris has superpontoon
David: Fuck this im gna go batter some germans

Superpontoon by superpontoonfan January 11, 2008

superpounds

Pounds gained during a Superbowl party while grazing on nachos, meatballs, lasgana, chips/dip, cake, etc. while drinking beer.

After drinking beer and eating all of the nachos, meatballs, lasgana, chips/dip, and cake at Dennis's Superbowl party, I've gained some superpounds.

superpounds by hbsteels February 5, 2008