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when you play pontoon/blackjack and more than one person has pontoon and one of the people really wants to win so they come up with superpontoon to claim victory
Chris: pontoon
David: I have pontoon aswell
James: I have pontoon also
Caroline (chris + james mum): But Chris has superpontoon
David: Fuck this im gna go batter some germans
by superpontoonfan December 31, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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