The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom
Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING
a hippo who eats, licks, drinks, kisses, slurps, sneezes, coughs and anything else you could imagine doing to your microphone, also known as a degenerate in real life.
Josh: HeyJohn, what's that hippo doing to its microphone?
John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.
A smaller, less predictable stream which deviates from the primary urine stream. One can not predict when a substream might emerge so it is pertinent to remain alert during urination.
John had one too many beers at the rager, he knew he had to pour the lemonade, and soon. He rushed to the bathroom he tore his pants down in frantic panic. Suddenly he was releaved, but it didn’t last long as a substream suddenly emerged! As he peed, the substream spelled yelled w drained defeat as he was not prepared and could not stop it from spraying the away from his intended target.