The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom
Guy 1: Weirdstory, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING
a hippo who eats, licks, drinks, kisses, slurps, sneezes, coughs and anything else you could imagine doing to your microphone, also known as a degenerate in real life.
Josh: Hey John, what's that hippo doing to its microphone?
John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.
A smaller, less predictable stream which deviates from the primary urinestream. One can not predict when a substream might emerge so it is pertinent to remain alert during urination.
John had one too many beers at the rager, he knew he had to pour the lemonade, and soon. He rushed to the bathroom he tore his pants down in frantic panic. Suddenly he was releaved, but it didn’t last long as a substream suddenly emerged! As he peed, the substream spelled yelled w drained defeat as he was not prepared and could not stop it from spraying the away from his intended target.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."