a hippo who eats, licks, drinks, kisses, slurps, sneezes, coughs and anything else you could imagine doing to your microphone, also known as a degenerate in real life.
Josh: Hey John, what's that hippo doing to its microphone?
John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.
John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.
by BarryMcKohkiner April 07, 2020