In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid
reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and
Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently
get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the
fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be
bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit
people fall for.
Knobends!