subluxation 

DD Palmer, the first chiropractor, decided that all problems with the human body, from neck pain and headaches to head colds and poor eyesight, were caused by a misalignment in the spine, or a subluxation. Although there is no credible scientific proof that remotely supports this in any way, this is the basis of the chiropractic industry and the logic used to scare patients and secure billions of dollars each year. If you hear this term being used by somebody claiming to be able to help your health, run far away.

Patient: My neck hurts.
Chiropractor: You have a subluxation! I'll crack your back for 2 minutes and charge you $30. And keep on coming back!
Patient: Did you hear that Molly slipped on the ice and cracked open her head?
Chiropractor: Oh no! Clearly she has a subluxation! Have her come in, and tell her to bring $30!

subluxation by iLikeSoup February 16, 2010

Subluxation 

A 5 Piece Hardcore Metal band from the Berkshires. With amazing stage presence and catchy songs there's no telling how far this band will make it.

Rob: Dude I'm so bored tonight here in the berkshire's there's nothing ever to do.
Maygun: Hey! I know, we could go to the Subluxation show.

Subluxation by Maygun Sage July 10, 2006

subluxation

a slight dislocation of a joint, usually partial, leading to minor ligament injuries.

Oh fuck! I think you have patellar subluxation!
I subluxated my shoulder last week. It's recovering

subluxation by American Felon January 8, 2026

sublimation 

The act of passing out to sublime in a manner that no other music could make you feel.

Shut the fuck up dude i'm in sublimation.

sublimation by Lou-Dog July 3, 2007

Anal Sublimation

Where you think you need to pass a solid but on attemtping to do so you break wind. Caused by the turd sublimating due to the release of internal body pressure. Also known as bum trickery.

How was that turd you just did?

Oh, I didn't shit in the end, it was just an episode of anal sublimation. I feel much better now though, thanks for asking.

Anal Sublimation by john1million November 19, 2013

Sublimation 

Intense engagement in work, hobby, or sport in order to compensate for the lack of sexual activity.

A: Hey Brad, you look ripped, you must spend hours at the gym.
B: Yeah, its been two months since me and my girlfriend broke up.
A: I see... sublimation))

Sublimation by tzelenchuk March 8, 2011

Sublation 

1. Determinate Negation

2. Meta-Cognition

Sublation is the origin of divergent (non-linear) thinking

Sublation by endomorphosis January 10, 2021