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Skowhegan Threesome
Kody may not have ever slept with a girl, but he has had a Skowhegan Threesome in the back of his Buick!
Skowhegan Threesome by Riley T April 7, 2021
skowronskism
Something one does to assert his dominance in a way that makes the surrounding individuals know that he is the alpha male. This may include: informing other people that things are "Pussy shit", spraying your genitals with cologne, invading someone's personal space, raising one's voice to top everyone else, emphasizing the word "LITERALLY!", not tipping pizza delivery guys (unless they are hot chicks) and informing other people that you are alpha.
Joe "Hey Bob, want to play basketball tonight?"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
David "HEY GUYS THAT IS LITERALLY PUSSY SHIT"
Bob "No it is not stop trying to be alpha"
David "WHATEVER, I AM GOING TO THE GYM AFTER I DON'T TIP, EAT A PIZZA, AND SPRAY MY DICK WITH COLOGNE"
Bob (aside) "Wow what a bunch of skowronskisms!"
skowronskism by Philip Oliver Holz September 1, 2013
Sukoi
Some guy who insulted me for making a definition from my experience at a school, calling me a jackass
I will now try to rebuttal his definition,
First off, I've been a student of Mr Christian for almost 3 years now and he can be rude to me for no reason, I know there's no way to prove it but I have been well behaved in most of his classes.
Second, Ms Vaccaro was not an ESOL teacher when I had her, she was a Lit Comp. teacher when she taught my class, not to mention I had her for Social Studies, so no, I am not an out of country student.
Third, yeah, that Dr Usry bit may have been a bit too rude, I never had any experiences with him and only got that info due to many of my friends talking bad about him when they did something simple, example: friend got yelled at for not being able to open the door for him, he asked him, in a rude tone, "Do you even know how to open a door?" and yelled at another friend for walking on the grass instead of sidewalk.
Fourth, the teacher part also might've been an exaggeration, most of them are indeed nice, however some are just people who shouldn't be working at a middle school for Christ's sake.
Plus, that definition was also done by a student from there, my experience was and still is alright at best, I never was an asshole to anyone including staff or teacher, again, no way of proving this is true but if you knew me in real life you would probably just not notice me at all in your classes.
I will now try to rebuttal his definition,
First off, I've been a student of Mr Christian for almost 3 years now and he can be rude to me for no reason, I know there's no way to prove it but I have been well behaved in most of his classes.
Second, Ms Vaccaro was not an ESOL teacher when I had her, she was a Lit Comp. teacher when she taught my class, not to mention I had her for Social Studies, so no, I am not an out of country student.
Third, yeah, that Dr Usry bit may have been a bit too rude, I never had any experiences with him and only got that info due to many of my friends talking bad about him when they did something simple, example: friend got yelled at for not being able to open the door for him, he asked him, in a rude tone, "Do you even know how to open a door?" and yelled at another friend for walking on the grass instead of sidewalk.
Fourth, the teacher part also might've been an exaggeration, most of them are indeed nice, however some are just people who shouldn't be working at a middle school for Christ's sake.
Plus, that definition was also done by a student from there, my experience was and still is alright at best, I never was an asshole to anyone including staff or teacher, again, no way of proving this is true but if you knew me in real life you would probably just not notice me at all in your classes.
Me: Looks up to see my definition of Dean Rusk Middle School
Me: Sees Sukoi's definition
Me: "Well that was a bit rude."
Me: Sees Sukoi's definition
Me: "Well that was a bit rude."
Sukoi by TheHolocaustSurvivor December 2, 2019
sukoshi
sukoshi kudasai.
Skownie
A mixture of the words "skater" and "townie". A growing problem amongst the skate cuture, One of whome would prefer to sit at the top of the ramp with 50 skownie friends and smoke and laugh at other skaters than actuly skate. Predicted to be extinct by 2008.
"slanty eyes"
Skownie by savage cabbage April 17, 2004
sakowski
sakowski by DairyFuehrer9001 December 21, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026