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A Spownie is just another word for loner or loser.
Basically a kid who doesn't have many friends, always seems to be by himself and doesn't know how to socialise.
There is also an Up-Town Spownie which is a spownie who thinks they're really great and has loads of mateys, but actually...bless them, it's not like that atall.
"Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for that kid. It can't be easy being a spownie at the age 15"
spownie by tablesauce...mmm yeah October 11, 2006
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a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.
fucking scownies!!! i hate em all
scownie by randyOfender March 19, 2003
Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.
Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!
skowned by Tre Fo Dre Fo February 19, 2009

Scownies 

scownies - dirty cider binging scum with skateboards originated - townie skater.....purely for street cred and respect from other skaters and townies .
' that townies on a skateboard! '
' yep ....he's a scownie
Scownies by Bo0ska July 9, 2005

skowneski 

wow! someones skowneski is in my shoe!
skowneski by Peppyyyyy November 9, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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