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A Spownie is just another word for loner or loser.
Basically a kid who doesn't have many friends, always seems to be by himself and doesn't know how to socialise.
There is also an Up-Town Spownie which is a spownie who thinks they're really great and has loads of mateys, but actually...bless them, it's not like that atall.
"Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for that kid. It can't be easy being a spownie at the age 15"
spownie by tablesauce...mmm yeah October 11, 2006
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a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.
fucking scownies!!! i hate em all
scownie by randyOfender March 19, 2003
Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.
Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!
skowned by Tre Fo Dre Fo February 19, 2009

Scownies 

scownies - dirty cider binging scum with skateboards originated - townie skater.....purely for street cred and respect from other skaters and townies .
' that townies on a skateboard! '
' yep ....he's a scownie
Scownies by Bo0ska July 9, 2005

skowneski 

wow! someones skowneski is in my shoe!
skowneski by Peppyyyyy November 9, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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