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A Spownie is just another word for loner or loser.
Basically a kid who doesn't have many friends, always seems to be by himself and doesn't know how to socialise.
There is also an Up-Town Spownie which is a spownie who thinks they're really great and has loads of mateys, but actually...bless them, it's not like that atall.
"Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for that kid. It can't be easy being a spownie at the age 15"
spownie by tablesauce...mmm yeah October 11, 2006
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a step up from a townie. complete fuck faced nonces who hang around random places and smoke/inject themselves with fizzy jerks and mouth off to ya, even though you're twice the size of them.
fucking scownies!!! i hate em all
scownie by randyOfender March 19, 2003
Getting skeeted on and owned at the same time; the worst form of shame.
Katie: Yeah this guy blew his load on my face and then just drove off without me!

John: Ohhh snap he skowned you!!
skowned by Tre Fo Dre Fo February 19, 2009

Scownies 

scownies - dirty cider binging scum with skateboards originated - townie skater.....purely for street cred and respect from other skaters and townies .
' that townies on a skateboard! '
' yep ....he's a scownie
Scownies by Bo0ska July 9, 2005

skowneski 

wow! someones skowneski is in my shoe!
skowneski by Peppyyyyy November 9, 2021