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suitability 

1. The attractiveness of someone (how hot they are). Measured as an amount of how suitable one is

2. also used to refer to spoiled bananas (see example)
1.
Girl #1; OMG that guy's so hot!!
Girl #2; IKR! He's so suitable. Should I go ask him out?
Girl #1; He has a girlfriend, but I'll find you someone else who has just as much suitability

2.
Guy #1: Dude that banana is SO RIPE
Guy #2: Yeah but it's fucking ugly. Get one that has more suitability
suitability by blood sugar 8 December 29, 2016

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

Shitibility 

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.
Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.
Shitibility by muttmutt June 20, 2011

suckability 

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking
1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

Spurtability 

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.
Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."
Spurtability by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011
something nobody here has
"Julia has stability, she's married and takes cares of her monetary issues with grace. Julia is better than you."
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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