Suitability 

To determine the likelihood of being able to pull off a suit in a given situation.

Suitability is always an option, for a gentleman.

Do you think next week's dinner with your mom is suitable?

Suitability by Wait for it. November 5, 2018

suitability 

1. The attractiveness of someone (how hot they are). Measured as an amount of how suitable one is

2. also used to refer to spoiled bananas (see example)

1.
Girl #1; OMG that guy's so hot!!
Girl #2; IKR! He's so suitable. Should I go ask him out?
Girl #1; He has a girlfriend, but I'll find you someone else who has just as much suitability

2.
Guy #1: Dude that banana is SO RIPE
Guy #2: Yeah but it's fucking ugly. Get one that has more suitability

suitability by blood sugar 8 December 29, 2016

shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

shitability by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

Shitibility 

How likely an object or person is to shit itself on a regular basis.

Brad has such high shitibility, that all the pandas run away.

Shitibility by muttmutt June 20, 2011

suckability 

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking

1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

suckability by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Spurtability 

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

Spurtability by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

stability

something nobody here has

"Julia has stability, she's married and takes cares of her monetary issues with grace. Julia is better than you."

stability by OhSnapItzOneDirection June 15, 2014