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situability 

The capacity of an organization or person to sustain its equilibrium in the presence of hostile forces. The term was coined by an attorney in Houston, Texas, explaining to a court that his client could maintain situability only if its ability to collect money was sustained by the court. The court upheld the claim, by ordering that two officers in the employ of his client provide the support services (email and web hosting) required for the sutuability of the client they worked for. This information is recorded in Texas Court Records, 445 Scatway, Austin Texas 78617 keyword: situabiity
Life demands situability, to avoid being wiped from existence by its predators, douchbag neighbors and pissed off spouses.
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shitability 

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.
"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

Sturability

A combination of durability and stability. The ability to resist wear while maintaining firmness in position. Generally used to describe permanent and stable objects.
"With the additional structural steel in place, the stairs will have extreme sturability."
Sturability by Super Walt June 5, 2009
something nobody here has
"Julia has stability, she's married and takes cares of her monetary issues with grace. Julia is better than you."

economic stability 

targeted efforts by a government to keep the economy of a nation at a steady rate of growth, with the goal of being sustained for a long period of time
Economic stability is more important than economic growth.
economic stability by cylerguy January 27, 2021

mental stability 

something that i dont have
retard 1: have seen mental stability in this school?
retard 1: yea me neither
retard 2: ok
mental stability by a_generic_wanker November 21, 2018

emotional stability

a person's ability to remain calm or even keel when faced with pressure or stress.
emotional stability by Coach JJ October 29, 2015