skism 

skism: tension or rift, caused by known or unknown source, with someone in your connected social/professional circle

Teresa and Claudia used to have skism, but now it's squashed

Me and Joe got mad skism, I hope he doesn't come to the party tonight.

why is there all this skism between us?

skism by blaisenyc April 20, 2011

Skism 

The name of a hacker group that existed from the late 80s through (at least) the middle to late 90s. They worked jointly on an e-zine with Phalcon called 40hex, a newsletter dedicated to the study, dissection, reconstruction and development of Computer Virus programs, and ultimately published Virus Constructor (also known as the VCL MPCG) which would auto-generate the code and binaries for polymorphic virus programs of all known forms (of the time.)

"It's a shame that hacker groups such as Phalcon/Skism no longer exist today."

Skism by NOSliwes November 21, 2009

skism 

It can mean an array of things, ranging from idiot to any object you want to call something else.

Dude, you're such a skism sometimes.

Hey, hand me that skism over there.

skism by The_One_and_Only_Skism_Girl February 3, 2004

Skism 

Another word for awesome or cool, but it can be used as an adjective or verb.

Robert is so skism. He let me cheat off of his paper, and I made a 100%.

I just skismed that game. I have the new high score.

Skism by Darth Kmac March 5, 2011

Skism with the ‘tism

When your autism makes you feel like there is an internal conflict that you must resolve in your own personal battle.

Skism is a verb and a noun short for schism

Is he mental? What is going on?

Nah he is skism with the ‘tism

Skism with the ‘tism by Virgil Claire Mcgee II November 29, 2024

Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}

1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).

Seismic Aqueous Waveform by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019

Ego-Seismic 

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

Ego-Seismic by H3NR7 June 12, 2012