A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately
13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches
long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis
indeed so desirable to the average
female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual
R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
My nigga Tom
Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with
five of my dearest family members. I
wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...