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sartorial excellence
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007
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sartorial flatulence
Farting while dressed to the nines.
To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
Sartorial dyslexia
A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
Sartorial dyslexia by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
sartorial
sartorial by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010
sartorial excellence
1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
1. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
1. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.
sartorial excellence by K*McD January 6, 2009
Spectorial
Spectorial by Alan June 15, 2004
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