suctorial

1. Highly likely to suck or often does suck.

2. The first word in the acronym SONY

1. a "Ah! Mommy! I turn it on, and I see that the vacuum clearner is suctorial!"
b. "The PlayStation 2 is a poorly designed peice of hardware. For example, The fan blows dust directly into the disc drive. That is one of my logical reasons to say the PS2 is a suctorial machine."

suctorial by Can Not March 13, 2005

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sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

sartorial excellence by K*McD December 28, 2007

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sartorial flatulence

Farting while dressed to the nines.

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

sartorial flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

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Sartorial dyslexia

A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.

"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."

Sartorial dyslexia by Poplinda. July 18, 2007