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Person #1: A famous dude named suckon died of ligma recently
Person #2: Who tf is suckon?
Person#1: SUCKON DEEZ NUTS
Person#2: That lame joke is overrated...
Person #1: BUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS INNIT
Person #1: You bri'ish aint you
Person #1: YEAH I AM- hol up did u say bri'ish
Person #2: LOL YOU BRI'ISH YOU DRINKIN YOUR BLOODY CUPS O TEA AND EATING YOUR SALTY CRISPS
Person #1: That lame joke is overrated...
Person #2: HELL YEAH IT IS
Suckon by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021
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Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

SUCKO mode 

SUCKO mode can only be obtained by one who’s heart is shattered by a thot, SUCKO mode is the hardest flex that can ever be flexed
Daniel: “Daeja hugged that dude again and said she doesn’t want to talk anymore”
Nate: “Oh I’m sorry bro”
Daniel: “It’s all good time to go SUCKO mode for the game tonight
SUCKO mode by lilnateesskeetit December 27, 2018

International sucking dick day 

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.
George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."

Suckingadick Cuminmyass 

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

fake ass booty sucking hoe 

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.
Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.