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suckonde 

when a guy is telling you to shut up, just say suckonde nuts dady.......
dady can you help me suckonde nuts.
suckonde by a.j donn October 7, 2020
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sucondese 

person 1: I hope I make it to sucondese when I die.
person 2: what's sucondese?
person 1: sucondese NUTS
sucondese by Cuck_buster October 11, 2021

Suckandeez 

A verb meaning to suck on these nuts. In many cases someone will say this when the pown someone in the face.
Kris: Did u bring the suckandeez.

Victor: Suckandeez what?

Kris: SUCKANDEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor: Why yes I would like to. Thanks for asking.

Jim: Queer
Suckandeez by Boogeymonster5000 July 14, 2009
The act of a female performing oral sex on a male and him only taking a " second " to cum, or just cumming very quickly.
Well.... it had been a week since Jonathan had his penis in my mouth so it only took a suckond to cum!!!
suckond by LemmeF1ndOut March 18, 2021

suckondeeznuts 

This wording is used to tell someone “you idiot lol” for failing for such a joke
“Hey do you know who deez is?”
“No?”
“Suckondeeznuts”
suckondeeznuts by Gayzerr June 25, 2021

Suckondeez Tribe 

The Suckondeez Tribe was an ancient East African Tribe that prospered along river banks. They used lobster nets to capture food and rummaged the forests for berries. They are known for being deep oh so very deep in the wilderness of the African continent.
“ The Suckondeez Tribe is my favorite tribe because they suck on my nuts mouth and ass”
Suckondeez Tribe by Diggings June 19, 2022

Suckondeez 

The sequel to Pocahontas about her younger brother, Suckondeez, Suckondeez Nutz.
People love Suckondeez. It is very moving.
Suckondeez by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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