suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

suck-a-dick by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008

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A phrase that can only be used to physc-out a player during Celebrity Taboo.

Tom:"Who played in Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson?"
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!"
Henry: "Ummmmm...."
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!!!!!!"
Henery "Ahhhh...uhhh.."
Rod: "Time up! You lose! I get the squirrel"
Henery "Sorry Tom"

suck-a-dick by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 21, 2007

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The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

Suck a dick by Smokey October 28, 2003

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When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

Suck a dick by TV CAR March 6, 2010