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an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

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suck-a-dick

A phrase that can only be used to physc-out a player during Celebrity Taboo.

Tom:"Who played in Lethal Weapon with Mel Gibson?"
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!"
Henry: "Ummmmm...."
Rod: "suck-a-dick!!!!!!!!!"
Henery "Ahhhh...uhhh.."
Rod: "Time up! You lose! I get the squirrel"
Henery "Sorry Tom"

suck-a-dick by Daniel, Smiley, Zach September 21, 2007

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Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

Suck a dick by Smokey October 28, 2003

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Suck a dick

When your girl is being a pain in the ass you should tell her to do this. This is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. This method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. The term may also be used to tell someone "No" instead of the always popular "Fuck you".

Girl 1: I asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

Girl 2: Did you suck a dick?

Girl 1 :No,I'll give it a try though.

girl 2: You'll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : Yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a dick, asshole!

Suck a dick by TV CAR March 6, 2010

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the insult used when someone roasted you and you dont know what to say

johnny: You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Sam: well uhh you go uhh SUCK A DICK YEAH SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK

Suck a dick by IAMTHICCYEET August 23, 2019

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what you should do right now

go suck a dick jerry

suck a dick by danieldestroyer22 May 24, 2019

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You put your mouth on my dick and suck it

Suck a dick you dumb bitch

Suck a dick by Mostestester January 22, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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