coyote nightmare

Nightclub or urban slang. When a coyote is ensnared in a trap, it will gnaw its own limb off to escape.

After a long night of drinking, inebriated couples end up having sexual relations that might not have otherwise sober. When one or the other awakes in the morning only to realize they have made a dreadful mistake and regret terribly the choice they've made, (especially based on the ungodly physical appearance of their bedmate). Hence the term "coyote nightmare."

Man....she was a coyote nightmare.

by Smokey March 04, 2005

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bon

Bon means especially good or special.

The eats at that new joint was bon dude.

by Smokey March 04, 2005

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flaming arrow

A self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on.

"Boy that Flaming Arrow sure is a self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on!"

by Smokey October 29, 2003

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catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey March 04, 2005

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u2

AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....

Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

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