Smokey's definitions

flaming arrow

A self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on.

"Boy that Flaming Arrow sure is a self centered jackass that enjoys getting pee'd on!"

by Smokey October 28, 2003

jobing

the act of eating pussy

i jobed that hoe
ALso
"probe it before you jobe it" a phrase meaning finger the girl and smell if to make sure she doesnt smell bad because if she does u dont wanna jobe it

by smokey January 9, 2004

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

bla

Usually meaning that the weather is cold.

It's fucking bla out here

by Smokey February 20, 2004

hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003