Smokey's definitions

hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

bla

Usually meaning that the weather is cold.

It's fucking bla out here

by Smokey February 20, 2004

Suck a dick

The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.

"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*

by Smokey October 28, 2003

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

V-Tab

A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab.

"I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day."

"Bring the v-tabs, we're gonna get fucked up"

by Smokey September 10, 2004

jigga man

another name for jay-z

jigga mans new cd DYNASTY is tite as shit

by smokey January 9, 2004

God

Screw the guy in the sky, he can go to hell.Heaven is a state of mind for people are afraid to die. Old people always have a religion because it makes them not afraid of whats to come. Its been taken too seriously.

God if you can here me then please kill me........punk!

by smokey July 21, 2003