Smokey's definitions

Retard

an ignorant dumb ass arrogant fuck who thinks they are cool and smart but are neither (most people on earth)

not to be confused with a person born with a mental defect or who has a defect due to some sort of blunt trauma who are in fact,cool

Bill Clinton is a retard because he doesn't know what is means.

by smokey March 21, 2007

don meca

wut ice cube calls himself

ice cube:ey chop
chop:ye
ice cube:theese hataz tried 2 blow me up man
chop:whos this?
ice cube:the don meca nigga who u think?
ey homie my whole life flashed be4 my eyes

token from the beginin of the song ghetto vet

by smokey September 10, 2005

heater

slang for cigarette; term mostly used in minnesota

got a heater?, lets go play hockey!!!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

gangbang

A "gangbang" is when a job needs to be done well, 'yesterday' and a bunch of people work together to accomplish it.

A bunch of us decided to gangbang the project since it was already overdue.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe was a sweet beautiful woman child the likes we may never see again.

When asked what she wore for a nude photo-shoot, she replied, "....the radio was on...."

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005