41 definition by Smokey

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place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
by smokey July 26, 2003

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aka Target.

Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed
Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.
by Smokey September 12, 2003

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The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.
"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
"What?"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*
by Smokey October 28, 2003

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make friends with maryjane and alcohol and it will just be a blur
i dont remember highschool it was just a blur, i was way to fucked up to remember
by smokey July 26, 2003

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Any ethnic individual whose culure and/or religion dictates that they wear a cloth device/headress on their head. Usually derogatory.
Man, I noticed alot of rag-heads when I was in London!
by Smokey March 03, 2005

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British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.
Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!
by Smokey March 03, 2005

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A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.
"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."
by Smokey October 28, 2003

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