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bro-suck
When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.
I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
bro-suck by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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suck me noodles bro
When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
suck me noodles bro by trump our lord May 24, 2016
suck the brown off
Originated by Lil Wayne in the song "Miss Me" By Drake. Meaning for one individual to perform oral sex on a male who has just had anal sex with them. Not limited to just this definition but this is clearly the meaning at which the artist was referring to.
suck the brown off by tksmith270 November 25, 2010
suck it brother
suck it brother by ShawnDaddy January 6, 2008
suck dick broke
P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"
suck dick broke by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018
Jonas Brothers Suck
A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
Jonas Brothers Suck by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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