vitale sucks mike's dick for a living. What a poor ass loser. If he knew better he would be suckin the big guys. Must need the foodstamps this year. He suck dick now.

SUCK DICK by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

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Joyce a lil how all she do is suck dick

suck dick by AC August 19, 2003

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suck dick

1. to curry favor from one of higher authority; kiss ass, brown-nose

2. to express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success; praise, commend.

1. "I aced that class."

"Yeah right man, everyone knows you were sucking the professor's dick for that A."

2. "I can't believe we got the machine to work. Good job, everyone."

"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet. We still have a long way to go."

suck dick by s&k 'dik October 22, 2003

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Suck Dick !

Suck Dick ! is is what a guy hears from the guy fucking him in his asshole, while another dude forces his dick into the guy's mouth while he's being spit-roasted.

Matt and another cadet were trying to spit-roast me, and as Matt was inserting HIS cock into my asshole, I heard him shout Suck Dick ! as his cadet friend tried to push HIS meat into my mouth!

Suck Dick ! by USAF Cadet April 7, 2021

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Something you say to someone else when they are being gay or cocky.

"Yeah I seen you sucking it up on the field," said Tra.
"Suck dick," siad Quin.

suck dick by Quin and Tra April 19, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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