dawn's definitions

Foreploy

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it".

by Dawn December 9, 2003

scrumbles

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

by dawn January 1, 2004

fudge

parent approved subsitute for fuck

Fudge! I hate it when I forget stuff.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

butt pirate

Term used to describe gay men

watch yourself.. he's a a real butt pirate.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

bung hole

more parentally approved verson of the word asshole

you're a total bung hole.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

fucked

past tense of fuck

we fucked last night

by Dawn June 15, 2002

screw

to have sex

She told dave that all she wanted to do on their date was screw him.

by Dawn June 15, 2002