Schaef 

To say something that you believe to be true with such conviction that you convince others you are right.

DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.

Schaef by Help-u July 3, 2016

schaef 

To mean someone who thinks they are good at Battlefield when they really arent.

That guys got no skills like schaef

schaef by Anonymous July 20, 2003

schaef 

Def- N: Hypocritical abuser; uses strictly unfavourable tactics within regular environment in order to try obtain bragging rights over rivals. Always abuses single function in relation to stance. Often regarded as worst assault in world, by many (correct) critics.

See that? The faggot just dropped grenades at his feet. Fucking schaef...

schaef by Anonymous July 15, 2003

schaef 

To spam grenades at every oppotunity

hey man lets spam like schaef

schaef by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Schaef'd Out 

When your to high to be awake

Look at Alex hes Schaef'd out! hes about to ptfo

Schaef'd Out by YoungAsia October 9, 2011

hunter schafer 

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019