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The belief by women, that all men were placed on the earth to be manipulated by beautiful women. The belief that men are meant to be sheered. To be used for money, power, sex, etc etc

This belief is super super rare and found rarely but the do exist . I repeat this entry is not any kind of generalization.
succubism, using your looks and feminine wiles, went a long time girl.
succubism by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2018

succubitis 

When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.

Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.

1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.

{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
succubitis by the PHS doctah October 27, 2010
The plural form of the term used to describe a demon that has sex with sleeping men. Also used to describe a group of predatory females who are hoping to snag an accomplished man.
The FBI agent's prowess in the field led to scores of succubi hounding him at the bar all night long...
succubi by djtaco December 15, 2011

SuccuBitch 

Evil devilwoman sent from hell to pull your best mate firstly away from you, then to try and split you and your friend apart with the sly temptressness.

Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes
Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Victims Mate=J2

Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes J away from many wonderful things such as watching the footie or playing on PS3s with J2. Ho then dumps J for some bullshit reason like "you're too nice"

Ho then tries to come on to J2: Two possiblities

Good : J2 tells Succubitch to "jog on"
Bad : J2 goes out with Succubitch and the cycle continues to J3
SuccuBitch by Jimmezies2 December 23, 2007
succubi by KingTT May 25, 2003

succubitch 

A girl who is both soul sucking and bitchy; an extension of succubus.
My ex girlfriend is a succubitch. I hope she dies.
succubitch by BioHaXX May 19, 2007
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