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SuccuBitch 

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Evil devilwoman sent from hell to pull your best mate firstly away from you, then to try and split you and your friend apart with the sly temptressness.

Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes
Example: Succubitch's Name=Ho Unlucky victim=J
Victims Mate=J2

Ho goes out with J. Ho messes J about. Ho takes J away from many wonderful things such as watching the footie or playing on PS3s with J2. Ho then dumps J for some bullshit reason like "you're too nice"

Ho then tries to come on to J2: Two possiblities

Good : J2 tells Succubitch to "jog on"
Bad : J2 goes out with Succubitch and the cycle continues to J3
SuccuBitch by Jimmezies2 December 23, 2007
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succubitch 

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A girl who is both soul sucking and bitchy; an extension of succubus.
My ex girlfriend is a succubitch. I hope she dies.
succubitch by BioHaXX May 19, 2007

succubic 

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The Mario GBA case thing got stuck to my GBA and I had to break it to get it off, though. Damn Mario and his succubic ways.
succubic by CP February 17, 2005

succubitis 

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When an innocent soul is seduced into the realm of a succubus, they have acquired succubitis. Their lives get taken over by their bitchy, controlling girlfriends. The longer they are involved with the succubus, the more extreme their case becomes.

Side affects include: loss of rational thought, extreme mood swings, raging emotions, broken electronic devices.

1. Oftentimes, succubus' prey on groups of guys that are friends. If your friend has a girlfriend and all of a sudden she changes her mind and comes for you, run. She is clearly a succubus coming for your soul.
2. if she is a butterface. If she had a nice face, she wouldn't need to prey on innocent souls to find a man. Despite your interest in her curves, avoid the succubus at all costs.
3. if she has no friends. AKA, friendless. A succubus is always desperate for that special one to talk to 24/7, as she has no real friends in her life.
4. if she seems too perfect. For many men, this is what really gets them. If she has season tickets to your favorite sports team, has a killer house, and likes to have sex all the time, then you know she is a succubus. Despite your instinct to keep her around for the extra benefits, it will hurt you in the end. badly.
Friend 1: Look at Will, he's got a new girl.
Friend 2: Yeah, I know who she is. she's got the succubus signs.
Friend: O shit, we better get him away before he catches succubitis.

{playing of "you belong with me" backwards followed by a loud scream.}
Will: Thanks you guys, she almost got me there.
succubitis by the PHS doctah October 27, 2010

suckabitch 

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a sucker that is also a bitch.
guy1, "i just sold that guy a c-d player for 90 dollars."

guy2, "Him? That guys a bitch."

guy3, "No, hes a suckabitch."
suckabitch by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

SuckUbitch 

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A person who tries to manipulate and make every one around them look bad in hopes that they look better.
That SuckUbitch is at it again talking smack about every one and their mother.
SuckUbitch by Losinc July 19, 2016

Sucubitch 

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Pronounced; SUK-U-Bitch

The worst word in the English Language.

Similar damage amount to the 'MF-N-C-F' Word.
'Take the dog out now or I'll flog/Flail you !"

'Damnit ! Ill take him out.."

'Damn straight you will'

'....Sucubitch."
Sucubitch by LZC September 19, 2009
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