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stupicunt 

\ˈstü-pə-kənt\ noun - a person that does something that reflects their arrogance, air of entitlement or willful ignorance of people around them. A combination of the words stupid and cunt. Although not essentially female; does infer feminine influence.
That bitch parked her car over three parking spaces! What a stupicunt!
stupicunt by CenTexMan September 25, 2011
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stupidentally 

Occurring unexpectedly or unintentionally after doing something so stupid, careless or negligent that it should have been obvious that you would run into trouble.
The officer stupidentally shot three other officers while trying to stop a pit bull that was attacking them.
stupidentally by JP Burke September 8, 2008

StupidCuts 

A really bad haircut obtained at a national chain hairstyling company.
So I went to StupidCuts, like an idiot, and they totally screwed up my hair.
StupidCuts by McBlogger September 16, 2008
1: A person possessing all of the characteristics and woeful qualities of a cunt, with the added trait of being abysmally stupid.
2: a stupid cunt who makes stupid decisions, constantly dribbling stupid nonsense from their mouths.
Wow, that Karen is a StuCunt.
StuCunt by Xhex December 22, 2020

stuntcunt 

A title given from one female friend to another when you ask them please your man in ways that you cannot.

Similar to the male version: stuntcock
Too bad that I don't care about discussing folk music with my boyfriend. It's time to bring in the stuntcunt!!!
stuntcunt by mmmcubed May 3, 2011
The state of being a spic and a cunt at the same time.
DBo (El Salvadorian): Dude I love Garfield comics. . .a lot.

Me: Dude, you're such a spicunt.
spicunt by Jace Boss December 24, 2007

stupidontus

1.a person with as much knowledege as jeremy
2. a person with a severe case of changing the subject
3. everyone in 6th period
Jeremy is a stupidontus.
The stupidontus is smarter than Jeremy.
stupidontus by BangBangurdead April 14, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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