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StupidCuts 

A really bad haircut obtained at a national chain hairstyling company.
So I went to StupidCuts, like an idiot, and they totally screwed up my hair.
StupidCuts by McBlogger September 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Stupidous 

One who knows how stupid they are and still continue to act stupid hence the ous at the end.
Deidre is stupidous.
Stupidous by Maureen Githura September 25, 2008

Destro stupidcat

The act of being offensive for no fucking reason whilst being ingnorant of the pain they are causing
Damn, that niggas being a real fucking destro stupidcat when he makes fun of suicide. Tf
Destro stupidcat by DestroSC February 14, 2018

Stupidcasm 

Stupidcasm is the pretending of one's own ignorance to "shut-down" a know-it-all friend, who is trying to correct your false stupidity. There are different shades of stupidcasm to better fool the victim...
Stupidcasm in action:

("I Wanna Hold Your Hand" is playing on the radio in the car)

Dude 1: "Man, I love the Kinks"

Dude 2: "Actually, dude, the song playing on the radio is none other than "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles." drifts off into an intellectual rant with a glazed look in his eyes..."this song is from 1963, and is one of the two songs the Beatles sung in a language other than English..."

Dude 1: Interrupts "I was just messing with you, man. Of Course i know who sings this. Dork."

Dude 2: "I hate you and your stupid stupidcasm."
Stupidcasm by Murphy Norman February 22, 2008

Stupidcasm 

Stupidcasm is the pretending of one's own ignorance to "shut-down" a know-it-all friend, who is trying to correct your false stupidity. There are different shades of stupidcasm to better fool the victim...
Stupidcasm in action:

("I Wanna Hold Your Hand" is playing on the radio in the car)

Dude 1: "Man, I love the Kinks"

Dude 2: "Actually, dude, the song playing on the radio is none other than "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles." drifts off into an intellectual rant with a glazed look in his eyes..."this song is from 1963, and is one of the two songs the Beatles sung in a language other than English..."

Dude 1: Interrupts "I was just messing with you, man. Of Course i know who sings this. Dork."

Dude 2: "I hate you and your stupid stupidcasm."
Stupidcasm by Murphy Norman February 21, 2008

stupidcunt 

An insult, usually applied to female that is unbelievably stupid, or to demonstrate your power over her, or without any purpose if you just want to make someone feel bad.
you stupidcunt bitches get off my butt, this time i mean it.
stupidcunt by GutParasite May 17, 2008

stupidcute 

The act of being stupidly adorable, often used in relation to the relationship between Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter on Stargate:SG1
Oh look at them, with the stupidcute!
stupidcute by samjackker August 17, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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