strzok

To make the mistake of expressing a controversial sentiment or joke electronically (rather than IRL) so as to make you vulnerable to haters (e.g. authorities, attorneys, or political enemies) later discovering and using it against you, typically without clarifying context.

Look, we're all horrified about clergy pedophilia, but you may regret strzoking sardonic jokes in the #biblestudy Slack channel at work.

by parsnip112358 September 12, 2018

Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest

One of the many, many, many embarrassing moments for the U.S. congress, back in 2018.

Great entertainment though, when you watch the late night host Stephen Colbert cover it.

You can google „siYIEmHOvDU“ and you’ll find that video, or you can also just google the definition of this word

- Did you hear about the Red Hot Congressional Strzok Fest 2018?
- You didn’t?
- Now you did.

by UrbanCruzer May 21, 2024

Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.

Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen

Bro, Chris is a stroke god

by Stroke god April 6, 2017

Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".

Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

Stroke n Suck

When a guy stroke's a girls hair and suck's her breasts at the same time.

Chad was on the couch with Kiersten in the middle of A Stroke n Suck when his wife walked on them!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016