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Strumskin 

The act of getting a blow-job while playing the guitar.
"Henry was jamming and received a strumskin"
Strumskin by STYLE DCVII 137 March 31, 2009
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That friend who routinely pulls out and plays his acoustic guitar at parties.
"Oh look, Dave's got his guitar out again. What a Strumass."
Strumass by poopmouth3234 August 18, 2015

Strumselhuff 

To blow a dish with your breath
He Strumselhuffed to cool his meal down
Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.
Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.
Strumps by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026