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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole
A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole by daflashers June 25, 2017
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stroke it • stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole • Stroke it Monday • Beef Stroke It Off • stroked it • Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe • Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep." • Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep." • Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep • stroke
Stroke it Monday
The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Stroke it Monday by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
Beef Stroke It Off
Beef Stroke It Off by Anonymous December 28, 2004
stroked it
stroked it by General Erwin Rommel January 22, 2005
Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe
Stroked It Slowed And Then Told Her Best Believe by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep
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