strogonoff
A wet noodle
their is some strogonoff in my soup
strogonoff by the pimp of clinton dave b. June 24, 2003
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queef stroganoff
The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.
Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.
queef stroganoff by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016
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Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff
I was about to pork her but she had elgurgas beef stroganoff
Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff December 11, 2016
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Beef strokinoff
Beef strokinoff as used in a typical dialogue between an adolescent boy and his clueless mother. Mom- "Tommy can you come join the family for dinner?" Tommy-"I'd rather not mommy I'm having quite a delightful feast of beefstrokinoff at the moment "
Beef strokinoff by Chrisbycreme25 October 1, 2015
Stroganoff
stroganoff meaning to masturbate.
dude. I wanted this girl to give me the full meal. but, I had to stroganoff cause she would never want it.
Stroganoff by The United States Of America November 17, 2011
Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff
The act of a guy sitting on a girls face and she eats his ass whilst stroking his man meat. Then proceeds to finish him off by sucking on his mushroom tip until the cream comes out. Otherwise known as Stanislaus Butt Strokenoff (Stroke-him-off).
Stanislaus Butt Stroganoff by Orgnzedcha0s September 1, 2023
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Pee Calculus
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