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A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.
Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.
by NUFFSAID April 18, 2006
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.
Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.
by tim1010 May 23, 2018
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A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.
- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013
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A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
by lilraerae March 29, 2009
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A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.

Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
by MPprince September 02, 2009
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