striplash

An injury of the neck acquired by dancing or attempting to perform like a stripper

Girl 1: Hey girl, why are you wearing a neck brace?
Girl 2: I tried to do that sexy hair whip for Bryan and it ended in a bad case of striplash.

by stripperstein August 15, 2011

triplash

Triplash is a noun that describes the specific physical and emotional effects on an individual following a trip. Triplash carries an inference that people already understand and can relate to whiplash, the physical sensation. Triplash encompasses a variety of miseries associated with travel, and is fairly self-explanatory.

"I was so exhausted after we got home it was surreal. My head was still in Vegas, my clothes smelled like the plane, my suitcase is in my car, and I'm so weak all I can do is lie in bed and wonder at the sounds coming out of my kids' mouths."

"Oh man, you have total triplash."

by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012

Shiplash

When you’re thinking about a fictional couple that you ship together then suddenly start thinking about another fictional couple that you ship...it’s like mental whiplash of your favorite ships

I was thinking about how cute Olicity’s babies would be, then I remembered WestAllen had a daughter. I got shiplash.

by PseudoLibs July 25, 2018

Stripnasty

The dancer at a gentlemans club that you dont want to see naked.

A dancer at a gentlemans club who starts off looking good until she takes off her clothes.

"The girl in that club was so stripnasty that I would have paid her to keep her clothes on!"

"I thought that dancer was super fine until she took off her dress and I realized she was stripnasty"

by shenanigram April 6, 2009

striptastic

of or referring to stripping/strippers/

Damn that bitch was striptastic.

by Big Johnson June 13, 2004

scriptlash

When a screenplay, novel, invented plot induces vertigo with its many twists, role reversals and general mishegoss. Often employed by Guy Ritchie and other Tarantino imitators to distract from a lack of thematic depth.

So first it's his sister, then you find out they were lovers, then she kills him but he's not dead, then you find out they have a kid and weren't related, then he takes the kid, then...man I left, that bullshit was giving me scriptlash.

by PhD (Pretentious hipster Douchebag) September 23, 2007

stripathlon

Similar to a marathon, except this requires endurance of attending multiple strip clubs over a short period of time.

Prior to John getting married, we all went on a stripathlon.

by NEperv August 31, 2010