stression

Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.

Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?

stression by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010

stression

The stress that is caused by extremely tense situations that could blow up at any moment.

Micheal has to tell his Dad that he just crashed his BMW and was under the influence. Major stression.

stression by Mr TeaPot798 November 2, 2010

Stresson 

A worthwhile life lesson learned through a whole lotta stress.

Stress+lesson=stresson

That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.

Stresson by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016

dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.

dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

strussione

Strussione's are hot af and your lucky to be one. There's only a few out there. They come from Italy. Once meeting a Strussione you will be attracted for life they basically put you under a magical spell. STRUSSIONE'S ARE LIFE!

Damn I wish I was a Strussione

strussione by Kakakakkaka January 5, 2014

mid session depression 

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

mid session depression by The Danny O July 23, 2018

Salt Session 

(salt-session) a conversation between two people filled with a solid unspoken undertone of jealousy, hatred, or envy; two or more people both holding negative vibes towards one another without others knowing, in an area surrounded by their peers; a bitter conversation between two people who have had a problem in the past

"there's going to be a salt session at the cookout this weekend when Uncle Johnny sees Tommy, because Uncle Johnny has always been jealous of him for no reason"

Salt Session by Gerard Truesdale June 18, 2008