Stresson

A worthwhile life lesson learned through a whole lotta stress.

Stress+lesson=stresson

That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.

by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016

stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

social stressors

Social stressors is collectively represent all those factors which can present in the society and have positive or negative impact on stress levels. For example culture, religion, education, economy, family and environmental factors. However each of them can be defined individually and as a whole under the heading of Social stressors. Social stressors has a very important role in defining and stress management.

We all live in a society and interlinked with each others through different means, i.e. family, education, religion an culture. All of them has an important role in our life. For example a person who is experiencing stress and trying to cope with through different techniques but his or her stress can never be eradicated until all the related stressors present around him are matched or minimize to stress. Family bondage, peers, love, relations, marriage, divorce as a family stressors. Education system conflicts, unclear tasks and goals and ambition. Inflation in economy, unemployment. Cultural and religious beliefs and contemporary life style are all considered as social stressors.

by Aaesa Family January 3, 2014

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

stressmonger

A permanently stressed person, who mongers (gives out, as in fishmonger's or ironmonger's) stressed feelings all the time.

I can't be in the same room as Dave - he's a stressmonger

by ward b July 5, 2007

StressOflex

When u got to flex on the stress

stress medicine StressOflex

by StressOflex January 16, 2019