The action of doing pleasurable things to one self when under extreme amounts of pressure. Pressures may come from different sources such as academics, sports, a job, and or significant other. These activities do not include just masturbating but any pleasurable activity that one submits to when under duress.
Stressabating activities include anything that you can binge on to release tension such as..... watching TV or youtube, ice cream binge, shopping, and masturbating.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!