stressin'

when someone is pissing you off insanely bad to the point where you feel like vomiting

Shit, you're stressin' me out.

by anl&leha September 29, 2008

stressin

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.

man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!

by killacal. September 14, 2009

stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

Stresson

A worthwhile life lesson learned through a whole lotta stress.

Stress+lesson=stresson

That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.

by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016

skressin

Skressin is used when your stressed but go with the flow and handle it in a chill way.

Lia: justin how you feeling?

Justin: eh you know skressin

by Embrace sarah October 19, 2015

Stressing Steve Syndrome

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.

Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!

by MCleary November 17, 2009

stression

Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.

Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?

by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010