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stressin 

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.
man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!
stressin by killacal. September 14, 2009

stressin' the dingle 

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.
"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"
stressin' the dingle by Bearded March 6, 2008

Stresson 

A worthwhile life lesson learned through a whole lotta stress.

Stress+lesson=stresson
That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.
Stresson by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016

skressin 

Skressin is used when your stressed but go with the flow and handle it in a chill way.
Lia: justin how you feeling?

Justin: eh you know skressin
skressin by Embrace sarah October 19, 2015

Stressing Steve Syndrome 

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009
Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.
Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?
stression by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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