strawberry shortcock

a dessert made from strawberries, whipped cream, and a human penis. variation of strawberry shortcake. ant. strawberry floppy-donkey-dick.

Man, I can't wait to get home and gobble up some strawberry shortcock after my portugese breakfast.

by Steve-o and Tim June 1, 2007

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.

I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!

by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

Strawberry Shortcake

Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.

“What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”

“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”

by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019

Strawberry Shortdick

Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.

by Adolf Lincoln August 11, 2016

Strawberry Shortcake

A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.

I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

by faq u April 15, 2006

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007